Thursday, December 8, 2011

Un-Prevoked Double Standard of The Day

It's totally cool if I decide not to respond to your text, but if you don't respond to mine I get pissed, and or annoyed, and or sad, and or confused.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Hobby

My stepmom says I need a hobby.

I say she can lick my balls.
Which I don't have, so that statement is kind of pointless.

The problem is I can't say to her "I do have a hobby, it's called selective alcoholism."

Selective alcoholism. Pretty much self explanatory, but I'll elaborate.
When I get pissed off I leave the state to visit my friends who are still at my college and I drink my face off.

I think that's being rather responsible as far as binge drinking goes.
There's no drunk driving involved because we walk up and down one street, and that's really the biggest issue here.
Except coming home drunk. That one is an issue. I do things like walk into walls and make loud noises.

I could probably blog interesting things, but I'm not that interesting, nor am I all that funny.
I just like to think I am.

Second job starts soon.
Yay.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Enjoying unemployment

Well, job hunting sucks alone, but it's even worse when you have someone on your ass all the time asking for your daily application schedule. I would like to enjoy my unemployment for just a day.

In other news... Just kidding, there isn't really other news.

Halloween is around the corner and I need a costume. I'm thinking about being It Girl from Kickass... But I need a guy to be Kickass or Red Mist. Hmmm the dilemmas of a 24 year old.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Dating?

I'm not ready for this shit.
I'm 24 and want nothing to do with actually dating.
Scares the hell out of me.
But then I don't know how to say no.
This sucks. And of course it's a good friend. NICE!

Lame.

Friday, September 16, 2011

My brother's band is actually pretty good. I just wish they weren't so loud sometimes.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Twin beds

So after the flood we had to move my dad's office back into my sister's room from the basement. Apparently now I have to move into her room so my dad can use my room as his office.

I asked how we're gong to manage that and he and my stepmom said "2 twin beds."

I have a problem with this. No, not because I'm 24 and will be sharing a room with my 19 year old sister, but now I won't get to spend hours laying naked in bed just because its relaxing.

Wompwomp.